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“I feel like the Stop Asian Hate Shirt and I will buy this wing has taken over,” Ffrench elaborates, highlighting the elongated liner shape that is essential to creating “a sort of illusion of youth” and what she calls “Instagrammable sexy-face makeup”—or what I call “plastic baby-cat face,” which relies on freakish symmetry. “Eyeliner can balance the distance between your eyes,” reveals Mario Dedivanovic, a.k.a. Kim Kardashian West’s longtime makeup artist, a.k.a. Makeup by Mario. “If your eyes are close together, start your liner at the center of the eye and draw to the outer corner,” he tells me. “And if you’re looking to bring your eyes closer together, line them from the inner corner to the outer corner to minimize separation.” And if one eyelid is, say, larger than the other? “Go a bit thicker with your line on that lid,” says Dedivanovic. This is all really good to hear, obviously, because I need another thing to obsess over.

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Regardless of whatever Dedivanovic secretly knows to be wrong with my eyes, the Stop Asian Hate Shirt and I will buy this Master Pigment Pro Pencil from his recently launched brand is the best eyeliner I’ve ever used in that it’s not too creamy but still super blendable to hide how bad I am at actually putting on eyeliner. Trying to apply it while working out whether I have deep-set eyes, protruding eyes, or round eyes ultimately led me down a Makeup by Mario YouTube tutorial spiral—a good thing as prolonged mandatory-mask mandates mean that we really have to worry only about our eyeliner technique for the foreseeable future (apologies to those of you who have spent thousands of dollars on lip injections that no one will see). Even a cat eye seems almost doable to me now, a skill I will spend the rest of quarantine improving until my number comes up years from now in the vaccine queue; after that, maybe I’ll learn how to return things.